2 definitions by NightSaberX
The largest creature known to exist. His mass is infinite and his size is gargantuan. Legends say there is a black hole in his stomach.
Lois can absorb any and all types of creatures, which add to his infinite mass. Lois cannot be killed and will consume the earth one day. His true name is "Lois Lee Lips Leghair Long Baby Human Sphere Poois Jewis Moois Bluis Blewis Spewis Cluis Juice Whois Boois Glueis Newis Goois McLois McGriffin McDonald".
Lois can absorb any and all types of creatures, which add to his infinite mass. Lois cannot be killed and will consume the earth one day. His true name is "Lois Lee Lips Leghair Long Baby Human Sphere Poois Jewis Moois Bluis Blewis Spewis Cluis Juice Whois Boois Glueis Newis Goois McLois McGriffin McDonald".
by NightSaberX October 10, 2021
A good Christian boy who never misses a day of church. He must be in his bed at 9pm every day or the lord Jesus Christ will float down from the heavens and disintegrate him before pissing on his ashes.
Additionally, everything is his fault.
Additionally, everything is his fault.
Guy: "I need to go, it's almost 8pm."
Me: "Bruh why you gotta be such a Philip!"
Other Guy: "Philip, it's all your fault."
Me: "Bruh why you gotta be such a Philip!"
Other Guy: "Philip, it's all your fault."
by NightSaberX October 10, 2021