Specialty Face Mask

A sexual act in which a man ejaculates and rubs the ejaculate onto his partners face around bedtime. It will dry overnight and can then be peeled off in the morning to cleanse pores.

Friend 1: “Damn girl your skin looks so good!”

Friend 2: “Thanks, my man has been giving me specialty face masks every night.”

by SillyWilly6969 May 5, 2023

virginia face mask

When the brother shoots his load on his sister's face and the mother licks it off.

I gave my sister a Virginia face mask but my mom walked in...

by anonymous May 10, 2023

MASK

A user who creates a fake account, just to talk trash to someone or troll forums.

Funny how this "new" user has such anger against John Smith. Must be a mask.

by Pillthrower May 23, 2009

Masker

Someone who is of an extreme Liberal point of view and who has elevated COVID-19 prevention or mitigation to the point of a religious persuasion as a measure of political correctness, like they have become a zealot and judge and shame others for their “lesser” measures and difference of opinion. A Masker uses COVID-19 prevention to make a display of their extreme Liberal persuasion and self-defined political correctness, especially for others to see. Reference COVIDIAN as a similar term.

“Look at those two MASKERS! They just yelled at that guy because he pulled his mask down in public to take a drink of coffee!” Or, “I wash my hands frequently and wear a mask, but I'm not going all MASKER and posting on social media about how we should be keeping the mask on in the car even while driving solo!" Or, "Dude! Why you going all MASKER on me just because I don't agree with your opinion on the 2nd Amendment!"

by Spanky1968 September 28, 2020

Death by Mask

The number of people worldwide who have died not of the coronavirus but accidentally or frighteningly because of the face mask, be it in the incorrect way they handle or wear the mask, which leads to breathing difficulty; or old or weak-hearted folks who were shocked by a masked family member, who wanted to pull a scary prank on them.

During this pandemic crisis, which is likely to be higher: death by math or death by mask?

by MathPlus July 4, 2021

Mask-erbation

When a person wears a face mask when they are alone in their car or home to prevent self infection of COVID-19.

Stephan: What's up with all these boomers wearing face masks when they are driving around by themselves?
Angelique: Apparently mask-erbation is legal in public!

by Rondeeka J April 19, 2020

Mask Care

When you religiously or selflessly carry out wearing a mask at home lest you might infect your bunny, cat, dog, goldfish, or hamster—you don’t mind some inconvenience or sacrifice because of your love for your pet.

If you truly value your pet as a member of the extended family, will you go the extra second mile in practicing mask care to protect them against Covid-19?

by MathPlus April 7, 2021