Labeouf

the french term for gay butt sex.

french guy 1: hey look at that guy!

French guy 2: yeah he totally got labeoufed last night!

by Jeffeman5000 October 24, 2009

labiathan

extreme extra roast beef of a woman's labia

WOW that girl i picked up last night has an epic labiathan!
more roast beef than an double at Arby's!

by jacquio May 10, 2011

labu

Everyone calls him pumpkin, especially girls . A chick magnet who never loses his touch. Well even guys are dreaming about him. He’s straight dont worry. Although he may sound like a vegetable in bahasa malaysia but he’s actually someone whos very attractive . You can never miss him. Easy to spot (if you know what i mean).

( )( )

Labu , jom main volley petang ni.

by Wikipedia.Official December 27, 2017

Shia Labeouf

The exact moment where you are taking a shit and you fart simultaneously.

I had some mean curry last night. Do you have a toilet brush? Because that toilet needs a serious scrub after my messy Shia Labeouf

by tzchworbus March 5, 2014

labs

Short for labia (female genitalia)

"Hmmm....interesting, your labs are shaped like butterfly wings!"

"You can tell how big her nasty labs are when she wears those tight jeans-someone should tell her"

by R. Trelford March 5, 2004

Labor Day

Every day that I have to drag my lazy ass out of bed and go to my shitty job.

Goddamnit, it's 6 am. I've got to get up for work. Another Labor Day!

by jenko2 September 7, 2011

labtop

What wannabe thugs and other ghetto people call laptops. Also used by ignorant white people. When one says labtop, the "a" is usually excessively stressed.

I just got me a new laaaabtop.
--------------------------------------------------------------------
Ghetto person: "Can you fix my laaaabtop?"
Me: "Sorry, I don't work on labtops."
Ghetto person: "What you mean you don't work on laaaabtops?"
Me: "I don't work on ficticious items. Now if you have a LAPtop, I can fix that."
Ghetto person: "That's what I said, laaaabtop."
Me: "*looks down with hand over eyes and shakes head* Gimme the fucking computer."

by Datamonger July 11, 2009