Mud Lobster

Name given to the size of a dump that is partially down the toliet but also looks like it is trying to crawl out of the bowl.

Man, did you guys see the Mud Lobster someone left in the first stall at work today.

by Snipedog22 August 27, 2013

Meat lobes

The hollow fleshy void left when ear gauges are removed.

Check out that guys' meat lobes.

by BlazinPonytail May 19, 2014

chutney lobster

When messy anal beads are pulled out and have two massive lumps of feces on the end resembling a dripping chutney smothered lobster

Rupert was quite appalled at turning Mary on with anal beads when he pulled out a chutney lobster

by Loopydave October 18, 2018

cum blasted lobster loads

Cr1tikal’s way of jizzing into the females he seduces.

“You hear me ladies? Cum blasted lobster loads.”

by Slappdat January 7, 2018

Lobby

A Royal Australian Navy sailor who is generally well endowed, but does not show respect for his penis.
also known to fornicate with female sailors(see WRANS) .
A funny type of sailor generally serving most career time in a unit called Rogers Division.

oh he fucked her? Typical Lobby!

by truckernavy May 7, 2010

Lobdell

Lobdell stands for a man with an incredibly hairy ass. Not only are the cheeks just smothered in hair like a new fleece but the crack and surrounding taint area are just covered in the thick mane, or brush of Lobdell's ass.

Hey did you see that Lobdell moon us? Yea Tracy, I banged him last night and woke up with dingleberries in my sheets

by wee beavertown mcguire November 18, 2009

loby

love.
when a person is drunk they say loby when they mean love.
trend started by BreakDownV1 of the RA.

we loby you BreakDownV1
I loby when you touch me there

by sugar daddy February 15, 2004