The reward for people who complete NNN but don't choose to suffer Destroy Dick December. Basically you agree to take up healthy habits of jacking off. Rulesets vary but generally the rule is everything in moderation, and when you whack it, whack it with quality and enjoy it.
Person 1: "Dude DDD was so painful. I can't believe I did that after NNN."
Person 2: "Yeah. That's why I chose to take my reward and do Jolly Junk January instead. Healthy masturbation habits make life a lot more sunny."
Person 1: "Maybe I should try it."
Person 2: "Yeah. That's why I chose to take my reward and do Jolly Junk January instead. Healthy masturbation habits make life a lot more sunny."
Person 1: "Maybe I should try it."
by JJJSage November 11, 2020
Get the Jolly Junk Januarymug. by anonymous August 11, 2024
Get the bird-flip junk-thrust tauntmug. Dude 1: hey can I borrow a pencil?
Dude 2: Sure.
Dude 1: Where did you put that?
Dude 2: In my junk pocket.
Dude 1: Nice.
Dude 2: Sure.
Dude 1: Where did you put that?
Dude 2: In my junk pocket.
Dude 1: Nice.
by MyChemIsAwesome January 16, 2017
Get the junk pocketmug. by GILLTERONTO April 20, 2011
Get the Junk Mailmug. The process of reaching down into your pants at socially vulnerable times to properly arrange the penis and / or scrotum, for males, or the labia, for women, to accommodate your current physical positioning.
He: "Sorry dudes, ya might wanna look away - I gotta junk dive and set my sac back in place."
She: "Sorry girls, look away, the lips are loose - I gotta go junk diving."
She: "Sorry girls, look away, the lips are loose - I gotta go junk diving."
by Retorter February 19, 2012
Get the Junk Divingmug. The gross over-modification of the face through either piercings, plastic surgery, tattooing, or some combination that completely changes the appearance.
She used to be such a beautiful model until she junked up her face with fake lips, plastic skin, and enough piercings to make a biker blush.
by Plasmaguy January 29, 2016
Get the junked up her facemug. A term analogous to "junk food," describing media designed to capture and hold attention through high-stimulus, low-value elements. Just as junk food is engineered for immediate sensory pleasure but lacks nutritional value, junk content provides instant gratification and emotional engagement but is deficient in depth, educational value, or long-term significance. Over time, consistent consumption of junk content can have detrimental effects on cognitive and emotional well-being, much like the negative health outcomes associated with a diet high in junk food.
OpenAI. (2024). Definition and Characteristics of Junk Content. Retrieved from OpenAI's GPT-4.
OpenAI. (2024). Definition and Characteristics of Junk Content. Retrieved from OpenAI's GPT-4.
"Ever since I started consuming more junk content, I've found it harder to focus on reading books or engaging in thoughtful conversations; my attention span seems to be shrinking."
by rexosaurusrex July 7, 2024
Get the Junk Contentmug.