internet 

A tool which people use to bitch about movies and share porn with one another.

"What the fuck is the internet?" -Jay
"Hey. They have the internet on computers now." -Homer

internet by Jake McClenahan May 28, 2005

Internet Explorer 

someone who is otherwise unemployed, and spends their entire waking life trawling the internet for free pornography.

"Since Gary lost his job, he has become a full time Internet Explorer"

"Don't be an internet explorer all your life. Get some real sex"

Internet Explorer by MagickDio February 6, 2010

Duquesne University Internet 

1.) a computer network sub-par to those in parts of Africa.

2.) Unable to perform basic tasks; such as load a web page.

3.) YouTube.....forget it.

4.) Can only be used between the hours of 2-6 A.M.

I got "Duquesned" by Duquesne University Internet

Duquesne University Internet by Here We Go1 January 28, 2011

Internet Typing Law 

The Typing Law is a simple fact that typing in all caps breaks internet law.
Part two of the internet law states that typing in a manner alternating between capital and lower case letters as in the example provided below is merely a shallow attempt to appear cool and/or ghetto-fabulous.
People are advised to avoid breaking either of these laws at risk of angering the entire internet.

TyPiNg LiKe ThIs Is FrOwNeD UpOn As It MaKeS yOu ApPeAr ReTarded. This breaks internet typing law
THIS IS IN ALL CAPS! This also breaks typing law

Internet Typing Law by Masta_J December 9, 2008

internet sandman 

One who steals data, movies, or music through the use of the internet. Most commonly the person can't be detected while the information is being stolen.

"Wow that was an awesome movie. How did you get the DVD, the movie is still in theatres?"
"I'm an internet sandman, I can get anything online."

internet sandman by Stan Naydin September 7, 2005

internet sex change 

When a person, usually male, on the internet changes their listed gender to the opposite one on some website. Some people only do this for attention, but there are others who feel seriously about it and want to begin living on the internet as the opposite sex since they can't do it in real life.

Did you hear about John's internet sex change? He changed his gender on Last FM to 'female' and has been acting like he has always been a woman. Maybe he has been, it's the internet so you can never be completely sure.

internet sex change by deathwish124 September 2, 2009

Internet Canary 

The guy in the office who surfs the web more than anybody else, but nobody complains about him. Because as long as he hasn't gotten fired, you know you are safe, too.

Man, now that Vince quit, who's going to be the new "Internet Canary"?

Internet Canary by TheOriginalBaconSandwich November 13, 2009