tortoise head

The name applied to poo that comes out just to say hello particularly in a manner that is unexpected and unwarranted. Ususally happens if you try holding it in for too long.

Damn, I have a tortoise head and I think its touching cloth. Think I better go snap one off before I shit my pants.

by Coinage August 20, 2006

Oprah Head

If you believe that the definition for Oprah head refers to a woman that's been brainwashed by that fat, black, man-hating bitch Oprah Winfrey, you'd be correct, at least partially. There are millions of weak-minded, vulnerable, self-serving bimbo's that actually listen to this purveyor of bullshit and then blame their man that it's all his fault they're not happy.

However this term has a second definition. An Oprah Head is a woman that has a fat round head, has no neck and usually has a rotund body. They look like a snowman. No matter what hairdo they wear, how much weight they try to loose and cloths they try to wear, they can't compensate for that 'bowling ball' head.

Here comes Tawana. Boy, she is a plump little Oprah Head. She looks like 3 little boulders stacked up. That tent type dress doesn't hide a damn thing. What would you call three Oprah Heads coming down a hill? An Avalanche.

by Big Ed Moustapha April 9, 2010

pp head haha

big pp head hahah ahha hah

you's a mega pp head haha ah ahahah hahh niggaer

by brighyama has a mega pp June 4, 2018

Cluster Headache

A cluster headache is one of the most painful types of headache. A striking feature of cluster headache is that the attacks occur in cyclical patterns, or clusters — which gives the condition its name.

Bouts of frequent attacks — known as cluster periods — may last from weeks to months, usually followed by remission periods when the headache attacks stop completely. The pattern varies from one person to another, but most people have one or two cluster periods a year. During remission, no headaches occur for months, and sometimes even years.

"Long story short, got the MRI--it shows that I am suffering from cluster headaches AND migraine headaches."

"My cunt for a step mom is always sick. Those damn cluster headaches have been bothering her for years.

by Jack Holiday November 13, 2009

gun to my head

Expression used to show that someone would agree to some sort of condition if highly pressured. It's usable in place of a "no."

1: Would you sleep with Dave Grohl?
2: I'm a dude and I'm not gay!
1: I know you're a dude, but come on!
2: well, gun to my head, I guess he's not too ugly.

by McDennis June 22, 2010

turtle's head

When you are having a life threatening shit. It partially comes out of your anus and gets stuck because it is too big and strong to slide out easily.

The anus cannot cut through it. It will not go back inside. The only way is to power through and hope you do not blow your anus out. If you are lucky this ordeal will be over within minutes.

It won't come out, it won't go back, it's Turtle's heads! - Turtles' Heads by the Macc Lads.

by For Christ Sake! December 4, 2016

fire head

expression for the best or really good oral sex.

damn that trick gives some fire head

by Lexxxx August 7, 2006