oily stuff most used for lubrication
frying chips with and the number one key to getting girls to be repulsed by your every movement (apart from bad BO) makes you want to physically hurl and cringe in fear as it emanates from someone or something just waiting to touch you and go 'bleerrrggghhhhh' while making you feel gross.
frying chips with and the number one key to getting girls to be repulsed by your every movement (apart from bad BO) makes you want to physically hurl and cringe in fear as it emanates from someone or something just waiting to touch you and go 'bleerrrggghhhhh' while making you feel gross.
'omigosh i just silled on this pile of...*reads sign*...grease? huh...okay then'
'hey tina did you check out the geek with the glasses?'
'yeah i did michelle i bet his forehead is pitted with grease'
'hey tina did you check out the geek with the glasses?'
'yeah i did michelle i bet his forehead is pitted with grease'
by danzarockz August 7, 2004
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One who just grazes the fields...takes numerous smoke breaks, plays on the computer all day at work, someone who just floats throughout the day.
by Al Cacace June 30, 2006
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Jon: Here, use my laptop.
Mike: I'm not touching that thing, just look at that greasepad! Disgusting!
Mike: I'm not touching that thing, just look at that greasepad! Disgusting!
by roflcrazynerd March 11, 2009
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person 2: Yeah man! That show was greaterrific!
person 2: Yeah man! That show was greaterrific!
by the g team January 27, 2011
Get the greaterrific mug.an unhygenic or sweaty vagina. A woman may get a grease pie by participating in vigorous physical activity or simply by being unclean by nature.
by thereal89 October 8, 2011
Get the grease pie mug.A health-conscious person who goes as far as to press their napkin on to their pizza in an attempt to rid it of the top layer of grease-as if this will make their pizza any healthier.
Jeff: Hey,is Logan coming to the party tonight?
Andrew: Nah man,he's a total grease presser.He'll ruin the pizza.
Jeff:That's disgusting,man.
Andrew: Nah man,he's a total grease presser.He'll ruin the pizza.
Jeff:That's disgusting,man.
by kbair February 22, 2012
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