When doing the opposite goes wrong

You are just blindly doing the opposite of random shit that I tell you to do and when doing that has consequences you blame me for it as thought I didn't tell you what was going to happen.

Hym Iam "This is what happens when doing the opposite goes wrong. I say investigate the targeted harassment that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia, you tell yourself 'I'm GoNnA dO tHe OpPoSiTe!' Look at that I was telling truth, right about what it would cause, and right about how handle it but now it's caused dozens of deaths. I said to give me the credit and pay me for my work on AI if the theory hashes out you do the opposite I'm sitting here unable to get healthcare and the rest of you are huffing methane along with whatever else is happening. You can't just blindly do the opposite of the shit I tell you to do and expect me to share them blame or the proceeds of my labor. You are being so fucking stupid about this it can't not be criminal and if you don't stop pretending you are not going to be able to give me enough to get me to agree to not harm you."

by Hym Iam March 26, 2026

Slide them out like the goat goes to Paris

To have explosive diarrhea

I'll be right back, I need to go to the bathroom and slide them out like the goat goes to Paris.

by JohnnyTwoShits May 22, 2018

Ignore it and hope it goes away

Yeah, see, I tried that for the first 10 years but here we are.

Hym "You see, if you ignore it and hope it goes away not only am I not going to not go away but I'm also commit even nore so to doing it. Your mistake was including the mentally retarded cripple. The ambiguity is gone now and I just won't accept any outcome that doesn't involve one of two things.... And we all know what those things are. I'm sure you're tired of hearing it at this point. I'm tired of saying it. I'm tired in general. I've been up all night. I got a good one for you when I wake up though. You're going to like it."

by Hym Iam June 25, 2024

Cook up this chicken before it goes bad

Have sex with this girl before she loses interest

Yo, Chris, I’d love to see yall but I gotta cook up this chicken before it goes bad.

by George567590 January 7, 2025

Mrs. Gobel

Literally the definition of insane, bat shit crazy, anything “wrong” that you do be ready for a shit storm

A: yo you know who is fucking crazy?
B: who?
A: my English teacher Mrs. Gobel

by Memes4lifedawg February 1, 2018

I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men".

It belongs in a museum!

Yes, Dad --- I admit that I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men". Yeah, yeah --- just like I stupidly let your Grail diary fall into the hands of the Nazis! Don't call me "Junior".

by QuacksO December 1, 2023

now, the badger goes silent

A common saying when texting where when someone is pointed out on some outlandish statement or action, or when a good point is made, after which the person goes silent.

Friend 1: I'm telling you, I'm not a vampire!
Friend 2: You screamed when I threw water from a church on you...
Friend 1: That was just a reflex! Anyone would scream if cold water was unexpectedly thrown on them!
Friend 2: *silence*
Friend 1: Now, the badger goes silent

by Imnotthough December 30, 2024