A Gard

A Gard is a unit of measuring, commonly mistaken for the name of a person. A Gard is measured at the same weight of 35kg or about 80 pounds. This tool of measurement is useful for larger objects or weight lifting.

The measurement derives from a small norwegian person with the same name.

"Yo, how much can you bench?"
"About a Gard or two"

by Klittum March 23, 2022

meat garden

Noun: Slang for vagina

I would like to plow your MEAT GARDEN.
I'm gonna plant my seed in your MEAT GARDEN

by Spaztik doom August 19, 2022

Chao Garden

a place where you raise these cute little footballs called chao. you can make it live in the holy realm of tymora (hero garden) or the kfc on kennedy and queen (dark garden)

Bro: I spend more time in the chao garden than the actual game
Bro 2: same bro

by UrbanizedMotena September 10, 2022

Lewis Gardiner

The king of abolish slavery 🤓

Lewis Gardiner you are incredibly wongdoublious🤓

by Hegryy November 11, 2022

Warren Gardner

The Real Top G

Say my name right or I kill you - Warren Gardner

by Andrew Tate is my slave January 2, 2023

Edmonton Garden Hose

A story about an Edmonton man in his garden ramming a garden hose firmly and cleanly up his ass and turning on the hose literally filling his asscheeks with water as a form of ritual he saw online (4Chan) to get rid of his passionate and explosive homosexuality by "cleansing" his insides, however the ritual didn't work (obviously)and instead made him even more homosexual, now craves a different kind of hose with a different kind of liquid in his ass.

I just learned that JAMIE WAS THE MAN THAT DID Edmonton Garden Hose!!!!!!!

by Rionox February 27, 2023

work the garden

The act of tending to your herb, or otherwise, toking the reefer.

"Nah I'm just gonna stay here and surf... work the garden."
-Mathew McConaughey. Surfer Dude (movie)

by the most sly of johns February 4, 2009