futility

the act of being fultile.

An example of futility is the act of AJ Kinda making a free-throw.

by eracman20 June 20, 2007

Force Feeding The Futon

The act of intentionally expelling explosive gas into the cushions of your friends couch, making sure not to move or shift your buttocks before you are confident that the odor has been fully absorbed into the fibrous layers of the couch.

After painfully holding back, Bart resorted to FORCE FEEDING THE FUTON while maintaining uninterrupted conversation at the interview for the job he currently holds.

by Trish Laam January 12, 2008

futt butt

bastardized verison of the insult "fuck butt"

i cant believe you've done that, you.. you.. futt butt!

by stereohigh21 July 12, 2009

Nukin Futz

It's a backwards way of saying fucking nuts.

They made me turn my tee-shirt inside out and because I can't swear around security I said, "You're drivin me nukin futz man!"

by French Fried Potatoes. February 24, 2009

get fucked by a futa day

every july 20th is "get fucked by a futa day" where any futa may ask to fuck you and shall do so with consent

yo today is get fucked by a futa day but not a single one has asked me

by bored communist July 19, 2022

Future Sailors

Song stolen by Lance Dior and Horrold Boon from Vince Noir and Howard Moon from the Mighty Boosh. 3rd series.

'Future sailors. Electronice castaways...'

by Gemmy Dodger May 9, 2008

futcha

Said by Chef on South Park, it is basically 'fuck you', although it can't offend uptight pricks because it isn't technically profane.

Now children, normally I wouldn't say this, but... futcha.

I think he just told us to go fuck ourselves.

by Dude April 16, 2005