Shot faced

Shot faced: The glazed over-red eyed-slack jawed-blank look that happens when you're hammered, wasted, munted, drunk, smashed, or bombed after drinking many shot glasses full of high-proof liquor.

Warning: Using full-size glasses to drink shots is like putting a bottle to your head and pulling the trigger.

The only cure for being shot faced is to slip into a merciful coma or to hurl till you slip into a merciful coma.

"That guy is so shot faced he can't even talk."

"See that girl propped up against the bar who's just staring and drooling?" "Yeah, she's totally shot faced."

"I'm gonna get shot faced all weekend."

by Sparkler Girl 1 May 28, 2008

gave her a facial

Shooting cum on a girls face

I pulled out and gave her a facial

by kjac001 August 10, 2016

i-factor

The perpetual and unfailing insanity ("i") of females of all ages, races, creeds, colors, religions, sexual orientations, and other dispositional differentiators, without exception.

"Man, 100% of girls are just crazy. Every last one of them, I swear."

"Dealin' with some of that i-factor lately?"

by Pete Calleri February 8, 2008

tool factory

Someone incredibly lame. More stupid than a tool, even more stupid than a tool box, and way, way more stupid than a tool shed.

Carson Daly became even more stupid that he passed tool shed status and became a tool factory.

by ceterisparibus December 3, 2005

Facebook Photographer

This is some kid who was given or purchased a DSLR and now believes they are photographers. Like every picture they take could be in a gallery.

Emily is a Facebook Photographer

by Master bv October 12, 2010

Facebook Loser

A person that acts incredibly sad on social networking sites, like Twitter, MySpace and especially Facebook.com, constantly posting pointless statuses that only they like asking people to hangout with them, what people think of them and if someone likes their status they will tell them something. Acting like they have an extremely popular social life often talking about going to the Gym, Drawing, Working or other irrelevant activities that don't require other individuals.

"Hey Jared, wtf is with this dude/chicks statuses?" Jared: "Oh there a facebook loser don't worry"

by Simple corn January 20, 2011

face-out

Face-out is a combination of Facebook and fake-out. It is used to describe someone who likes a person's Facebook status, waits for acknowledgement for liking it or long enough for the person to get a notification for it, and then purposely unlikes it. Usually, public shame and ridicule towards the recipient follows.

Sarah (posts Facebook status): I just left my house and I already miss my lil kitty. I luv you Otis!

John likes her status.

Sarah (commenting on her own status): Hey John! haha isnt he just like the cutest?

John immediately unlikes her status.

John (responding to her comment on status): Face-out! Seriously, nobody cares.

Other common forms: faced-out as in, "you jus got faced-out!"

by The Revolutionist October 4, 2011