ethan patterson

Me, I stab people and I will hate you for existing.

Ethan Patterson will find you and stab you.

by Myself85 May 4, 2018

enhancipation

The feeling of being free from whatever is keeping you down while in a state of inebriation or high

During the week, Jenny feels held down by “the man”, but come the weekend, she smokes a doob and gets her enhancipation on.

by Bangowest February 15, 2018

Ethan

He is the most amazing person on earth. Makes mistakes sometimes and loves hugs. He loves to rad and be with his family.Never under estimate him for he can defeat anyone who threatens his family.

Ethan loves dogs.

by Monkey_Man08 February 24, 2018

Ethan

The most amazing guy you'll ever meet in your life. He's usually very good looking but in a cute and boyish way, very adventurous and creative. He's all about positive vibes, he's funny and his goal in life is to make people laugh. He's very family oriented, he loves his siblings and parents. Ethan will treat you right because he just loves with his whole heart. He will make you feel like the most beautiful girl in the world, a princess and he'll spoil you with everything he can. Ethan can get insecure at times, anxious or stressed so he needs his space away from all that to clear his mind. He pairs up well with girls named Bianca and Hannah.

Girl: I'm so in love with Ethan, I just want to stay in his arms forever

by moonlightsparkle May 10, 2018

Ethan Workbench

Someone of totally-opposite mentality and life-experience compared to that lazy rich-kid character who was all over the news a few years ago.

Some of the Ethan Workbenches of the world may suffer from indigencetion and otherwise have a boring and/or financially-rough existence, but at least they tend to know the true value of basic decency and responsibility, plus they generally don't go around tilting their noses in the air or steamrolling innocent victims in their father's Ford F-350 after drunkenly playing "spin the bottle" till all hours!

by QuacksO June 16, 2018

ethan morton

Long mf schlong, not for a girl looking for a starter dick. dis mans with spread yo legs like you spread nutella on a sandwich. he’ll clap cheeks like a damn applauses. Ever wanted to know why it’s like to shaft yourself with a 14 inch still pipe from Home Depot?? look no further, just hook up with this man

guy-“aye you know ethan morton?”
girl-“how else do you think i got this bad limp”

by urbanmilf69 July 24, 2018

Ethan The Dweeb

A person who sucks at everything, even memes and breathing. He is deeply in love with Bree, and the ship name of the year is Breethan.

Ethan isn’t very smart but at least he isn’t as ugly as a troll. He may be stupid and wierd and a hopeless romantic but...

Wait, there is not buts

Ex)

Breethan For Life.

Ethan The Dweeb: a person who is terrible at everything.

by Yeetmyboi June 3, 2018