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Long mf schlong, not for a girl looking for a starter dick. dis mans with spread yo legs like you spread nutella on a sandwich. he’ll clap cheeks like a damn applauses. Ever wanted to know why it’s like to shaft yourself with a 14 inch still pipe from Home Depot?? look no further, just hook up with this man
guy-“aye you know ethan morton?”
girl-“how else do you think i got this bad limp
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by urbanmilf69 July 24, 2018
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Long mf schlong, not for a girl looking for a starter dick. dis mans with spread yo legs like you spread nutella on a sandwich. he’ll clap cheeks like a damn applauses. Ever wanted to know why it’s like to shaft yourself with a 14 inch still pipe from Home Depot?? look no further, just hook up with this man
guy-“aye you know ethan morton
?”
girl-“how else do you think i got this bad limp
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by urbanmilf69 July 24, 2018
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