Dickmatized

When your behavior suddenly shifts from normal, sane or rational to batshit crazy once you get hit with some good dick....
Resulting charges range from criminal mischief to homicide..

He dickmatized her into not caring that he was a 37 year old “semi-pro” gamer owing back child support still living at home with his mommy.

by ROLEXX/ WHITE RAPPERZ August 14, 2019

destroy dick december

on the 12th month of all years, all men across the world shall reward their no nut november efforts by an event known as destroy dick december. one the first day they nut once, on the second twice and so on. by the middle of the month their hair will glow, by the end of the month they will be a floating orb of light

are you ready for destroy dick december bro.h..

by helloiamgay November 4, 2018

Dopes dick

Sorry its too big to fit on the screen.

Please use a larger device.

Dopes dick is huuuge

by DOPE POPE April 4, 2017

Dick bump

A thrusting of the pelvic area towards another person to demonstrate affection.
Origin: the Destructoid Justin.tv community.

"Here's a dick bump for you all" - Jon Carnage, Justin.tv live stream.

by Apoztle13 February 27, 2011

Tic Tac Dick

A penis: the size of which is comparable to the popular candy called "Tic Tacs". When seen by a person of the female gender the mood is normally killed.

---- about this big!

Girl: Man Justin Bieber must have a tic tac dick!

by BROOM DICK TITS! December 20, 2010

Tip Of The Dick

A chipper and cheerful greeting relative to the phrase "top of the mornin'!" Seen as a sign of respect; best accompanied by the tipping of a hat.

"Tip of the dick, to ya!"
"Oh, didn't see you there, Tom! Good morning to you as well!"

by Smp123 June 14, 2013

dick magnet

The opposite of a chick magnet.

Used to refer to anything or anyone who easily attracts guys. Also used with straight guys who easily attract gay guys (My personal favorite).

"I've only been to a gay bar once"
"Oh yeah? I bet you were a real dick magnet"

by Rachel Smith June 28, 2007