Derrick Rose Disease

A severe disease in which one has suffered a knee or leg injury. Most commonly referring to a torn ACL.

Yo! Kyle just got Derrick Rose Disease playing football. He’s out for the the season.

by BBKpats January 25, 2018

Crohn’s Disease

A disability that makes you poop yourself uncontrollably and violently.

My homie Ben has Crohn’s Disease…… he poops himself violently.

by Crohn’sBoy November 3, 2021

cyber disease

When your computer catches a virus as the result of having cyber sex with a stranger online.

Damn man, I got a cyber disease while I.M.-ing S3xK1tt3n69

by Pete "Meat" December 26, 2007

Chode Disease

A chode that has a very unusaul deformaty. It has lumps of used semen and urine under the cum hole. It also smells like fish food and tastes like rotten organic applejuice mixed with a shot of patron.

Man, I sucked this guys cock last night, and he had a chode WITH chode disease. It was rancid.

by The Master of all Chodes January 9, 2009

Fat Cow Disease

Fat Cow Disease- AS in Mad cow disease one generally loses the ability to remember and think clearly...In fat Cow disease one has an inability to not only think clearly but also perform simple functions such as wearing low rise jeans.

2. A sense of onself feeling lethargic, physically and mentally useless due to a sudden and unexplainable weight gain

Those blue jeans look like they should be on shamu! Judging by those jeans, she has fat cow disease!

2. Geez, I can't get up off the couch today and I can barely write my name. My fat cow disease is kicking in!

by Connie Etn February 3, 2010

Japanese Bum Disease

Entirely fictitious rectal complaint now sweeping the playgrounds of the UK's Primary Schools.

Will be known as Japanese Butt Disease in the USA.

Tulisa has Japanese Bum Disease

Simon Cowell has JBD

by Scally0 January 14, 2013

Sexually transmitted disease

Life.

Worst Sexually transmitted disease ever.

by onetwothreefourfivesuckseven July 30, 2018