Demotivational

The motivational equivalent of a black hole. If you get to close, no productivity can escape.

That damn Slacksquatch brought his demotivational field to my cube, so rather than being productive I'll be shamefully working from home.

by CitrixGoon December 26, 2014

Democrasy

A system of voting in which the ignorant masses, unable to correctly spell democracy, control the decision making.

Looks like Brexit went through, that's democrasy for you.
Fucking Poles go bak to ur own cuntry, we voted out, thats democrasy.

by someguycalledD June 28, 2016

Demonic Puerto Rican Land Mole

Snort a line of coke to black metal, while simultaneously slitting your wrists, proceeding to wrap yourself in chains, while also putting barbed meathooks into your nipples, ending in giving your uncircumcised penis a blowjob.

Guy1:"Holy shit dude! This party is crazy!" Guy2:"Yea, look at that dude in the corner, he's giving himself a demonic Puerto Rican land mole!"

by HuskyTyphlosion May 31, 2017

demergitize

To mess something up or ruin something

"The tornado demergitized the whole town". " your room is demergitized, come clean it up"

by Unclerico5 September 13, 2017

demnz

A asshole.

Demnz is a asshole

by NationWideOnYoBitchSide October 20, 2017

Demante

someone who is super funny and does not take bullshit from anybody and he is a super savage

Demante is that nigga

by thatkid5 September 5, 2018

Demonetize

You get no money on YouTube or mainstream social media after you swear or get age restricted.

Mini Ladd can't pay his morgage because he swore even when his editor cencored it and got demonetized from it.

by Dongus Pal April 28, 2019