Snort a line of coke to black metal, while simultaneously slitting your wrists, proceeding to wrap yourself in chains, while also putting barbed meathooks into your nipples, ending in giving your uncircumcised penis a blowjob.
Guy1:"Holy shit dude! This party is crazy!" Guy2:"Yea, look at that dude in the corner, he's giving himself a demonic Puerto Rican land mole!"
by HuskyTyphlosion May 31, 2017
Get the Demonic Puerto Rican Land Molemug.