Crunchy

Negative, annoying, inconvenience.

1. Shut the fuck up you crunchy ass bitch!
2. You are so crunchy...
3.

3a Something happens
3b (reaction) "crunchy..."

by Ink Boy Green February 25, 2020

crevice crunchy

A rogue piece of toilet paper that has clung to a girl's vagina and dried up. Rare, but powerfully repulsive.

Roughly 35% of your standard sorostitutes stumble out of bars with a crevice crunchy, and knock the Uggs boots anyway...gotta check first, guys.

by Jimmy Showers July 16, 2008

crap cruncher

Another term for a homosexual male

"That guy is definately a crap cruncher..."

by Kunstable January 11, 2008

Colbert Cruncher

(n.) A sandwich made of two Pringles with whipped cream in the middle as seen on The Colbert Report.

-"Hey, man. I stopped at the store. I got some Pringles and Cool Whip."

-"Sweet! Let's make some Colbert Crunchers!"

by JordanFromHillbillyHell March 31, 2010

Fuck Crutch

When a guy is used by a girl to get over her previously failed relationship. A girl you most likely meet at a nightclub. Sexy and flirtatious but also carrying some baggage.

That bitch Amber was such a fuck crutch. After we fucked her ex threatened to kick my ass

I don't mind being a fuck crutch. At least I'm getting laid.

Man, that bitch wouldn't stop talking about her ex until I stuffed my dick in her mouth.

by b. real October 28, 2010

Malarky Nuget Crunch

A delicious part of this well balanced breakfast.

Mmmm... This Malarky Nuget Crunch is great!
Pass me the Malarky Nuget Crunch!

by lokijki January 26, 2008

cut a crunch

To poop, as in go to the bathroom.

I have to cut a crunch before we leave, don't worry, it should be less than 5 minutes.

by GavinT March 19, 2008