Compulsive Texting Disorder

- a condition in which an individual would rather text (communicate via text messaging) than verbally communicate (via phone) texter
- individuals who suffer from CTD may become proficient in text jargon ( LOL , OMG, TTYL , etc)

Man, this chick must have Compulsive Texting Disorder 'cause everytime I try to call her she ignores my call but then she texts me right afterwards.

by Trailer Trash Triplet #2 February 4, 2010

Computercate

To make something more complicated than it would have been had you not used the "convenience" of technology.

Person 1-Hey, let's figure out how to get to that new club. I'll wait the 10 minutes for my computer to power up, get on line and sift through the 100 results on the search engine before waiting for the interactive map to load which gives step by step instructions on how to get there from your current location.

Person 2-It's 3 blocks away on the corner of Main and 1st, don't computercate things?

by Trebleclef44 November 19, 2009

Computer Claw

When you work on a computer in a cold room and your mousing hand gets really cold.

"Ohhh don't touch me with that thing, it's cold"
"Sorry, I got computer claw"

by Gregly McClaw May 15, 2013

compulsive liar

a term that someone will call someone else when they know they are wrong

You can never just admit when you're wrong
You re actually such a compulsive liar

by swaycity69 February 19, 2015

computer

Why the fuck do you need a definition of computer, it’s probably the thing your using right now! Damn boomer.

Grandpa: “What’s the definition of a computer?”
Billy: “Dear god! You don’t know what a computer is? It’s the damn thing in front of you, idiot.”
Grandpa: “ If I talked back to my grandpa like that, I would be 6 feet in a grave.”
Billy: “Ok, boomer.”

by Xx_okboomer_xX November 8, 2019

necktop computer

A flash drive worn around the neck on a lanyard. Generally the property of computer geeks or people like me, when the company doesn't supply a laptop but expects us to have numerous files at our fingertops. Also: necktop

I pulled all the files off my necktop computer and left them with the manager.

by Edith Rudy July 11, 2007

Fog Computing

(n) A group of computer setups where a single computer/server acts as the brain for a set of "dumb" computers. (See: Cloud Computing)

The University Library has a server to manage all their terminals. This setup is a Fog Computing network.

by JaDarken March 30, 2009