Butt Chips

similar to potato chips, a very thin slice or small piece of funk trapped betwwen the cheeks of the buttocks.

Butt chips can consit of but are not limited to; tangled butt pubes, lent/fuzz, soiled toilet paper, dried cum, body dander, potato chips etc.

Often smelly, occasionally hard and definitely discusting.

Hottie: "Dude, go put some pants on before you sit down."
Dude: "Why baby?"
Hottie: "Because, I don't want butt chips everywhere."

by Bethany B March 20, 2007

Dirty Chinese

Adjective; to have a

If someone says they're going to have a dirty chinese, it means they're looking forward to what is expected to be an immensely delicious chinese take-away.

An Irish saying, it involves the popular misuse of the word 'dirty' as slang for something beyond the realm of every other positive word in the English language.

It is not used in a racist manner.

Lookin forward to a great big dirty chinese tonight

Had a really dirty chinese last night

by spinme November 19, 2010

Chinese Trailer Hitch

When a guy "crab walks" while receving fellatio, making the girl crawl around on her hands and knees to follow him. His penis becomes the "Chinese Trailer Hitch".

Karl, I gave your mom the Chinese Trailer Hitch while she was blowing me over spring Break. Cesar did too!

by Cut Throat Paladin April 1, 2010

Chinese Zoots

UK (London) slang for upper-end Chinese marijuana rolled in a joint. The term was popularised by UK rapper Dizzee Rascal in his song 'Stand up Tall.' The reason the word 'zoot' is used is because the joint is 'coned' or wider at one end. The marijuana is a considerably strong type.

'Never had the desire for Chinese Zoots' - Dizzee Rascal

by Dranicus August 1, 2010

Chinese style

Every time someone comes, bang a gong. No western utensils.

Patrick: I brought forks for the party, man.
Xian Pu: get those western utensils out of here. This evening was supposed to be Chinese style.

Alessandra: hi guys!
*Gong sounds!*

by andyourbirdisgreen January 5, 2011

undercover chinese

A person who is half or a quarter chinese, and doesn't look Chinese.

Henrietta: Ayo, is this kid white, 'cause his eyes is weird.
Joe: Nah dawg, he's one of dem undercover chinese. He's mom's probably chinese, but all you can see is his slanted eyes, revealing his inner-chinaman.

by Bonafide Koncept September 3, 2004

Grip a bag of chips

To go into a gas station and eat a bag of chips, while still inside. You then leave never paying.

Hey did you know at sheetz you can totally grip a bag of chips.

by PhunkDoc July 26, 2009