captain brack narrow

jack sparrow's long lost cousin

yes captain brack narrow is captain jack sparrow's cousin

by uncoolcheese69 January 5, 2021

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Captain Morgan Power Jack

The act of placing one's leg up in a way so as to mirror the pose of the 17th-century Welsh privateer of the Caribbean, Sir Henry Morgan while masturbating, without pants, or otherwise miming masturbatory motions as a flex.

"After no-scoping a n00b, they turned to their opponent and did an el cap power jack (Captain Morgan Power Jack) to celebrate the achievement. It was completely uncalled for. "

by El Cappy "Power Jack" Morgan January 16, 2021

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Captainmarvelsonlywife

She is the most amazing mutals ever she is funny, nice and pretty cool if you ask me. Beware she might try to scam you into buying her a Melanie Martinez bracelet

Me: I love you
Captainmarvelsonlywife : I hate you

by Alex.mart88 July 15, 2021

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Captain Flameheart

Big fucking red face in the sky and if you go near him he will make your life hell.

POV: your first time seeing him…
“Ima go near that big fucking red thing in the sky”
*hell goes upon captain flameheart and dies*
“Fuck this game”

by BaconFantasy349 August 7, 2021

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Captain Chromosome

1. a nickname for a person who is so unbelievably stupid that they fuck up even the most basic of tasks
2. another way of telling someone they have way too many chromosomes
3. a way to call someone retarded

"Nice going, Captain Chromosome, you fucked the whole thing up"

by DinoLG September 3, 2021

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