Off the Chain

1. When you're riding your bike down a hill at such speeds that when you peddle it seems as though your chain has fallen off.

me," That hill was off the chain logan!" Logan," Yea man, I was in top gear, and still couldn't peddle faster."

by FructoseDaddy June 15, 2011

alice in chains

Alice In Chains was one of the five big bands which originated in the seattle area during the 80s and the 90s and are in my opinion the best band in their genre any day
listen to :
1)down in a hole
2)nutshell
3)got me wrong
4)rain when i die
5)no excuses
6)would

me:God is alice in chains the best ?
God:fo' shizzle ma bizzle

by vijeth April 14, 2006

chank

someone who is both chunky and skanky

man did you see that chank? she looked like a whale with lipstick on

by elctra112930 February 16, 2009

pussy on the chain wax

Doing something so impressive that you awe all females in the vicinity so much that they all go get their pussy waxed in order to be presentable for you.

Man 1: Yo, I won that fight with a single punch, like BOP!

Man 2: Oh yeah?

Man 1: Yeah, son, you should have seen them bitch's faces! Maaaaan, I put the pussy on the chain wax!!!

Man 2: DAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMNNNNNN!!!!

by lavenderloins March 28, 2016

chain check

When someone is wearing some fake-ass cheap necklace/chain that the person doing the checking doesn't think is real. You go up to the wearer and pull on the front of the chain or medallion or what have you on the front to see if it falls off because of the horrible quality.

Ray Ray chain checked Jamal when he walked into the club looking like he had purchased his gold chain from the 25 cent machine.

by Haley April 5, 2007

gangsta chain

When a female finishes a guy in her mouth and spits it on his chest and shoulders in the shape of a necklace or gangsta chain.

I thought that bitch was gonna swallow but she gangsta chained me instead.

GANGSTA chain that thug vs. superman that ho.

by quel quel September 26, 2008

Benny on a chain

A gay on a chain. like a dog on a leash, but gayer, and chainier.

From a great playground joke.
"Are you a Benny on a Chain?"
the typical response is "No"
"haha Benny on the loose!!"

by JoeyK October 3, 2006