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by enterthedavid March 3, 2005
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Calin

A sexy smart athletic male, maybe from Romania, people can get envious of him because everyone likes him and wants to be around him, also has a huge penis
Damn that dude is cool as fuck, he must be Calin
by NNOBODY March 2, 2018
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California Ten

A female of extreme physical attractiveness generally but not necessarily a resident of California. The female populus of California is on a significantly higher level of attractiveness compared to the rest of the United States. Therefore to be considered a California Ten, you must be one of the elite in a pool of women which are well-above the average level of attractiveness.
Blake: "Marisa Miller is way too perfect."
Trey: "Yeah dude, textbook California Ten."

Kevin: "Yeah I'd say shes a ten."
Trey: "Yo, she might be a ten in New England, but she sure as hell ain't a California Ten."
by Trey Fox June 15, 2008
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Pot Calling the Kettle Black

An expression that is said when one accuses another person of that which they are equally guilty of.
Many years ago, people used to cook over an open flame using copper kettles and iron pots. The copper kettles were usually polished after every use whereas the iron pots were not and remained blackened from the soot from previous cookings. Well someone got the idea that if the iron pot were alive and it looked at a nearby copper kettle, it would see a black image. The iron pot believes it sees the image of the copper kettle when in reality, because the copper kettle was polished, what the iron pot was seeing was a reflection of itself. This symbolic phrase became associated with hypocrisy. An accuser blames someone else for having a fault when the accuser has the same fault.

Joe accuses Mark for not keeping his house clean when in reality, Joe has a messy house. Therefore, Joe is guilty of "the pot calling the kettle black".
by Dancing with Fire June 24, 2011
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California Sober

Based on 100s of testimonies from the real and legitimate California Sober community:

California Sober is defined as a form of Harm Reduction that excludes the use of all drugs including alcohol and only utilizing Marijuana in Moderation.

Based on Demi Lovato’s recent Documentary, “Dancing with the Devil”, and her interview in ENTERTAINMENT, the phrase California Sober or Cali Sober received significant backlash from the Addiction Recovery community, because Demi Lovato mentioned that she uses both Weed and Alcohol in moderation and labeled this activity as being California Sober.

There is a general consensus that Alcohol is not recommended as a form of Harm Reduction.

After interviewing the founder of “Sober Saturdayz”, Kaitie Degen, the team at the Sober is Dope podcast; confirmed that the “Cali Sober” community expresses their own concerns because Cali Sober, has always been only WEED and no Alcohol use, as a form of Harm Reduction.

After some thorough investigation and interviews with the Cali Sober community, it is now understood that California Sober is system of Harm Reduction that excludes all uses of illicit drugs, prescription drugs, illegal drugs, and Alcohol, and utilizing only Marijuana in Moderation. Thanks to everyone in the California Sober community for clarifying this.
Hey bro do you want to score?

No, thank you. I no longer use hard drugs. I am California Sober. I don’t drink or do hard drugs. I only smoke weed in moderation as a form of harm reduction. I am 200 days clean from Cocaine thanks to California Sober.
by Soberisdope March 30, 2021
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13/f/cali

A response to the chatspeak phrase asl, usually used when the speaker is actually much older and male, and attempting to deceive the person he is chatting with, in order to put them in a position where they may be surprised. Or perhaps the speaker is just turned on by pretending to be a girl on the internet.
Person 1: hi asl?
Person 2: 13/f/cali u?
Person 1: 14/m/nj wanna cyber?
Person 2: k
Person 1: i take off your top
Person 2: I whip out my 14-inch meat stick and smack you with it.
Person 1: wut
by Jack Hoes March 2, 2010
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California Educational System

A branch of government owned facilities geared towards education and achievement of knowledge through cruddy textbooks, overpopulated classrooms and tenure/senority power hungry teachers/professors etc...
"Oh my god, that freshman is reading Johnny Tremain! I read that in the 5th grade! Damn you California Educational System!!!
by 1234iDeclareAthumbWar October 30, 2006
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