face cake 

when receiving oral sex from a female, one ejaculates onto her face and she proceeds to light a cigarette without cleaning off the semen. while not necessary, it is encouraged to shout "happy birthday" whilst ejaculating. without cigarette, referred to simply as "icing" the cake.

My girlfriend ran out of menthols, so had to use one my smokes when I gave her her face cake last night.

face cake by railgin October 1, 2012

Chocolate Cake 

A cake made of chocolate flavor. Its very yummy for most people, but the haters prefer vanilla. Chocolate Cake defines life, and why we live it. It also contains the reason why man was put on Earth.

Dude, do the stuff.

Yea, the chocolate cake?
Yea Man! I got the money

Chocolate Cake by rockinskull October 26, 2015

cake-bakin' 

(v.)
1. To invest quality time with one's significant other.
2. To happen, develop, or take place.
3. To alter so as to make a more favorable impression.

1.) Yo, you trying to roll through tonight? Nah, mang...I gotta do some cake-bakin' tonight with ol' girl.

or

2.) Where's Peebo? Maaaaan, that's fools cake-bakin'. Again?

cake-bakin' by Mr. Big Frog July 28, 2006

cake like 

1. An all-women indie rock band that has been together since 1993. Members are Kerri Kenney-Silver (bassist and vocals), Jody Seifert (drummer), and Nina Hellman (guitarist and backing vocals). They kick ass.
2. An expression used to describe something that is beyond coolness.

1. Have you heard of the band Cake Like? They kick ass.
2. That false mustache of yours is fucking cake like, dude.

cake like by rinne August 22, 2006

cake fam 

Moronic bitches who roast each other on the daily, laugh at their own jokes, and get more pussy and dick than yo whole ancestry. Every member has cake and they all have sexual nicknames that be funny af. Their fuckboys/boyfriends/any boy involved with them are called cakeboys. They're always turning up and they funny and loyal as hell. Beware of them though because if you fight one cake fam girl you fight them all bitch! Also, their favorite things to eat are hot cheetos and chicken quesadillas with watermelon arizona juice.

Sayings: "Are you dumb as fuck?!" "Are you sumb or dupid?" "There's too much dick in the air. Febreeze!" "When bae's tired but you horny af." "It takes time to suck a dick." "Go in a hole and choke on a dick." "Salty as a saltine."

Members: Grandma Booty, Darbooty, Ho Ho, Porncess, Merslutties, and Irene the Virgin

Cake fam is so ratchet, I love them.

cake fam by Merslutties February 25, 2015

Cake muffin

Pussy with frosting

I really want to lick your cake muffin

Cake muffin by Jobmo June 4, 2017

cake ache 

When you don't wipe your anus well enough and your po po is a little achey.
A little brown streak left in your underwear.

My butthole has cake ache.

cake ache by Beanie Weinie October 15, 2017