not the business

A lame and useless comment used to get attention. Normally used after any sort of misfortune or hatred for something (that everyone already hates in the first place).

Allergies are not the business.
My dog is not the business.
Whores are not the business.

by drizzlebam May 19, 2011

Risky Business

Having sex without the use of any sort of birth control

Jonny and his girlfriend were broke and horny, so they jumped in the backseat of his car for some Risky Business

by XSTUTCHX March 9, 2009

Risky business

Having a hooker throw a party at her spot. Then rob the place after and make her buy back the stuff you stolen. Then using that money to pay for one class at community college.

Dam, I had to do a little risky business for these 3 credits

by Wetnapkin April 23, 2018

Serious business

The shits.

Mike had some serious business after he ate from that sketchy ass Taco Bell.

by kid slicc March 1, 2018

business gear

Recreational drugs of exceptional quality (maybe even pharmaceudical grade). From the movie 'Acid House' in the scene where the guy is on the roundabout tripping and gets hit by lightning.

I know this guy whos cousin's next door neighbour's uncle's best mate has some absolutely business gear.

by Dan May 13, 2005

Buskjordet

Trysil dialect for Mons pubis

Gaute tok henne på Buskjordet (gaute took her on buskjordet)

by Baggen October 30, 2008

Business Friend

you notice you're a business friend with someone (particularly in college and in a career), that this person, while friendly and nice, uses you for nothing more than answers to an exam, quiz, or to slack work off to you in times of need. They're nice people though, but they just have a material use for you.

Mallory (online): hey can I get those answers for that quiz in our HDF class?

Andrew (online): sure!

friend sitting next to Andrew: dude, you have no chance in hell with her, she's just a business friend.

by Andrew Colins January 14, 2012