Lorry Driver's Breakfast. 

An unpleasant vagina. Cheap, greasy and you'll require a large amount of sauce before you'll go near one.

Fuck me lads, that grotter I took home last night had a minge like a Lorry Driver's Breakfast.

Lorry Driver's Breakfast. by Wazza2404 October 29, 2008

portuguise breakfast 

a sexual act wher the man craks eggs into a womans vagina and has sex with her thus scammbeling them. when the man ejaculates in her pour them into a pan and cook them. serve to some unlucky soul and enjoy. ;)

my wife and i severd our neighbor a portuguise breakfast after his dog pooped on our lawn.

portuguise breakfast by Jeff Young June 2, 2007

hot breakfast 

: the act of smoking marijuana in the morning. see wake and bake

"Here comes the Fonz, sure looks like started the day with a Hot Breakfast!"

hot breakfast by Dinky Partridge October 12, 2009

Pirate's Breakfast 

A breakfast concoction consisting of Cap'n Crunch cereal floating in Captain Morgan or Admiral Nelson rum.

I've heard of starting early, but can you believe he's having a Pirate's Breakfast on a Tuesday morning!?

Pirate's Breakfast by Shile July 12, 2007

roosters breakfast 

Sex in the morning; Doing a root at sunrise...

"Hey Dave! Did you get a roosters breakfast?"

roosters breakfast by frank pterodactyl January 14, 2009

White breakfast 

The act of masturbating so that you ejaculate on your own face.

Oh wow, I can't believe that Pete just gave himself a white breakfast...

White breakfast by -Bapwich- October 20, 2010

Business Breakfast

When you are a server or a barista, a sure sign that you are not going to get tipped.

Server: That will be five complicated lattes, a bagel toasted at exactly 185 degrees, and 8 ounces of cold soy milk over chocolate ice cubes. That'll be 15.50.

Customers: Here's exact change. We pay enough for you kids. Now, give us 3 tables we can move together and horde for the next three hours.

Server: Oh, you guys must be having a business breakfast.

Business Breakfast by ServingLouie May 7, 2011