thai beads

rubber anal beads increasing in size

charlotte shoves thai beads up her arse for pleasure

by anon anon anon September 27, 2006

Anal Bead

An insult used instead of other object insults such as cocksmooch or fag.

Quit being such an anal bead.

by Phillip McCreavase July 17, 2009

beadwhore

noun: a girl (or a guy) at mardi gras who proceeds to use any means necessary to acquire beads. this will include flashing, dry humping, and almost anything in between.

That beadwhore just came up and flashed me for a bead.

by z February 24, 2004

Beard Oath

sacred bond between men with beards, braking one is unforgivable.
the act of a beard oath is done by men rubbing their beards and then proceeding to grasp each others hands.

Man 1: so you'll get her number by Friday right?
Man 2: i suppose.
Man 1: beard oath it!
*the men beard oath*
Man 2: okay, ill have it by Friday.

by 3naboc September 29, 2009

Downstairs Beard

A veritable mane of unruly pubic hair, often, nay, always accompanied by a massive overgrowth of ferocious facial hair. May be inhabited by various species of wildlife including: crabs, sabertooth crotch crickets, lice, fleas, small feral cats and the mythical crabacus. The downstairs beard, if left unchecked, will grow together with the upstairs beard creating one mammoth superbeard which will then slowly begin to digest it's host creature and become a sentient being.

Dude 1: "Dude! Why do you keep scratching your nuts? Knock it off!"
Dude 2: "Sorry, I've got something crawling around in my downstairs beard!"

by Kipper snack rodeo June 12, 2009

Bearded axe wound

A bloody, furry, vagina.

Sloane had started her period, and had not gotten her beaver waxed in over one year. She didn't shower regularily, and what became of her pubic hair was a bloody mess, clots of blood and hair. Her downstairs was more like a bearded axe wound than anything female.

by Corrie McNulty October 18, 2008

anal beading

putting anal beads in your ass....obviously.

think of the movie american pie 3, there is mentions of it and the strippers are holding a string of anal beads.
"should we put these in your ass or mine?"

by beach bottom July 31, 2005