the hooded bastard 

this is the guy that can give advice and understanding and is more interested in the well being of people in public houses. The Hooded Bastard understands and co-orperates with everybody's needs and associates well.

Phil asked the hooded bastard a qquestion, so he replied with go and send them a package of seeman and post it

the hooded bastard by viddie July 16, 2008

Ass holin' bastard 

An annoying person, especially one that is oblivious to the unique problems that they create within the world around them.

This person manages to simultaneously behave as both an ass hole, and a bastard, at the same time.

Since the behaviors never stop, this person is constantly in the motion of ass holin'.

They also always remain a bastard.

"Wait... we had $10 left on the card. I just checked the bank account online. Who went to the $8 Chinese buffet, instead of carefully planning $10 worth of groceries to last us until payday!?!?"

"Oh... must have been (idiots name here). He left a while ago, saying that he was hungry, the ass holin' bastard."

Ass holin' bastard by MelissaNicole37902 March 29, 2017

big fat bastard 

Sesh lord, super skinny and funny. All round a good chick.

Do you follow Georgia on Instagram? She is such a big fat bastard

big fat bastard by Gageh April 19, 2020

Fuck Shite Bastard 

A phrase used by Leitrim culchies when they make a mistake or hurt themselves.

Eamon: hai soft lad hand me that there board like a hood man.
Patrick: *drops board on foot* Fuck Shite Bastard that hurt like a cunt

Fuck Shite Bastard by Leitrimcunt September 26, 2020

ball washing bastard

Someone who thinks they are above everyone and when given the chance will cheat the system for their own financial gain.

That lawyer my exwife has is a ball washing bastard.

ball washing bastard by jimmybomm January 14, 2021

Absolute handsome bastard

Euan Anderson. He's an absolute gorgeous man and I appreciate him so much.

Here man, you seen that Euan Anderson?

Ye mean absolute handsome bastard? Aye obviously

Absolute handsome bastard by Bxhja snd May 29, 2021

New Jersian Bastard 

The fake job of a person 17 or younger in New Jersey when asked for their job by a online sugar mommy or daddy.

F1 “ Yo this chick Mary tryin to send me 1k o week cuz she want a sugar baby bro. But she askin for my job. What should I say?”
F2 “ Idk just say your a miner”
F1 “ Nah I’ma tell her I’m a New Jersian Bastard.”

New Jersian Bastard by Mustafa the 69th May 11, 2022