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The Black Knight

A character from the comedic film, "Monty Python and The Holy Grail." In the movie, this comedy relief in what was already an obvious comedy spars with King Arthur of Britain and somehow ends up missing all his limbs, yet still alive (and proceeds to taunt King Arthur) This character is widely parodied and in fact, has merchandise that can be found in video stores worldwide commemorating his madness.
The Black Knight: Come back here, you yellow bastard! I'll bite your legs off!
by Fawful668 July 28, 2008
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But Black Dynamite!

An exclamation made in protest when a friend or colleague states they intend to do something that would screw you over.

Taken from the Blaxploitation spoof movie, Black Dynamite.
I'm declaring war, on anyone who sells drugs in our community.
BUT BLACK DYNAMITE! I sell drugs to the community!

Hey Craig, I need to take the car to get to work tonight, I've got a late shift.
But Black Dynamite! I was gonna take Carlie out on a date!
by CommissarConn January 4, 2011
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The Black Plague

Similar to the "Bieber Fever", the Black Plague is a very deadly disease, and highly contagious. Thanks to Rebecca Black, she has spread this new disease to million and possible billions of innocent people.
Logan: Ugh, Bro! I cant get that stupid Rebecca Black song "Friday" out of my head!!

Shane: Hmmm this sounds really similar to the "Bieber Fever".

Michael: No dude, its worse. I think Logan has caught..."THE BLACK PLAGUE!"

*crying & sobbing*
by Dragon Lust April 19, 2011
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purple black

Someone whos' skin is so dark that it is no longer considered black. It turns to a sort of purplish color.
Ay you seen that new kid from Africa, Edumomo? Dog that Nigga so dark he purple black!
by Chris Henry April 22, 2006
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blackboard football

by Eddie J. September 11, 2007
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Ghetto Black Friday Sale

A "ghetto black Friday sale" describes any home robbery that takes place in the days immediately following the Black Friday shopping extravaganza. It is assumed that homes are targeted during this time due to an increased chance of new electronics being present in the house, and a general interest by local burglars in sharing in the holiday shopping tradition.
Kevin : So there was a ghetto black Friday sale at my house yesterday.
Dave : You mean some black people broke into your house and stole your family's stuff?
Kevin : Pretty much.
by Darker December 1, 2010
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Red Eyes Black Dragon

A sexual act in which the man beats his partner repeatedly all over their body, preferably with a belt, and then ejaculates into their partner's eyes. Mostly used in S&M and anime circles
beating your partner with the belt will turn their skin black and blue. Then by cumming in their eyes, the acidic semen will agitate them, causing them to turn red.

Joey: My girlfriend beat my ass in Yu-Gi-Oh! last night, so I gave her the Red Eyes Black Dragon afterwards when we were screwing!

Kyle: LAWLZ
by cripbuddah January 19, 2011
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