battle creek nebraska

the shittiest place on earth and full of potheads and you dont want to go their EVER.

You want some pot? come here to battle creek nebraska

by smd.smd.smd.smd. January 18, 2011

Fortnite Battle Royal

A sh*tty game that sucks on every front. If you like this game you are a loser!

“Did you hear Jimmy plays Fortnite Battle Royal” “Really? What a loser!”

by Bluerazzbaby July 8, 2019

Battle Rifle

Joint, joint of weed.

I just made a battle rifle, want to go shoot it?

by Code Search October 27, 2008

National battle of the Josh’s

On April 24th 2021 was the first ever NATIONAL Battle of the Josh’s, The First Victor was named Josh, even though we all thought Josh would win, Josh in fact came on top and won. Hopefully this becomes a yearly event. Every April 24th should be National battle of the Josh’s.

Josh: Hey josh what did you do April 24th.

Other josh: i was at the battle of the josh’s.

3rd josh: Hey josh’s what are you all talking about.

Josh: just the national josh battle.

3rd josh: hopefully i can participate next year if it happens.

National battle of the josh’s: A battle where Josh’s meet up and duke it out to see who is the real and true josh.

by Woris2216 April 25, 2021

battle of the text-es

A battle of words that takes place via text messages with a member of the opposite sex.

Person A: Why are you so pissed off?

Person B: I just let my ex suck me into a battle of the text-es.

by Thegirlwhogetsit June 24, 2010

The Battle of Reedy Creek

The attempted flex by Ron DickSandwich, Governor of Florida and his Y’allagarchy in Tallahassee to remove the special land use permit enjoyed by Floridas’ most prolific land owner, Walt Disney World. The agreement dates back to the 1960’s and was left alone until Disney called out Ron DickSandwich about one of his fascist policies, known the world over as the “Don’t Say Gay” bill. Ron’s retaliation is seen as a thinly veiled playground bully move that will likely pave the way to him eventually selling timeshares or extended car warrantys over the phone as a career path.

The Battle of Reedy Creek is really heating up. I hear Disney is thinking of joining NATO!

by Sonicbo0mz May 4, 2022

Redneck Rap Battle

When two auctioneers go head to head.....

When I showed up for the auction early, the two auctioneers were getting warmed up in sort of a redneck rap battle.

by skint217 November 6, 2010