Mischa Barton

Hot actress from O.C, property of Jordan Borenstein

A guy got arrested for trying to touch Mischa Barton.

by MiBarlvr April 25, 2005

Barton

The act of sucking the cock of a man wearing a wrestling mask.

Meeting up and giving a blow job while parking. No fucking allowed but this always involves swallowing.

They were both kind of freaky so they met up for a Barton.

by Bret Michaels November 23, 2007

Bartley

yet another name for weed!

oi mate, sort me some of that bartley! that shit is sweet!

by mk gal x July 31, 2008

Bartel

To spill food or drink on your shirt,pants or car

Fuck Man I just dumped half my coffee on my shirt . Dude I hate when I bartel myself.

by ba5tard December 7, 2011

bartlett hours

A person who works many more hours than they are expected to, solely for the good of others and for no personal gain could be described as working "bartlett hours".

"Working through your meal breaks again eh? It must be hard keeping up those Bartlett hours!"

by Mother Teresa's assistant December 26, 2007

Bartender Syndrome

When someone talks to other people as if they actually care about their life. They will usually talk to an individual they have just met for a long time and not even give the other person the time to answer.

Waiter: Is that all you would like today?
Person with Bartender Syndrome: Yes. This reminds me of when I went to Paris and ate some food at an AMAZING restaurant!...
3 hours later
Waiter: IS THAT ALL SIR?!!!
Person: Yes and you are acting like this one person from-
Waiter:Bye Now

by Celestia Penndragon April 20, 2017

Horse Barto

a word to call a man who loves to have sexual interactions with a horse

Jeff: OH Horse barto what you doing this weekend.
Emmett: you know me just going horse riding

by FUUSED892 February 7, 2022