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Ball Swimming

When a guy stretches his balls over a woman's eyes, giving the appearance of swimming goggles - Michael Phelps style.
Tonight baby, you and I are gonna go ball swimming.
by Joefus' Roomate October 24, 2008
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Ball-bruiser

Another term for an "ass", mens or womens.

Where a guy is doing a man/woman in the butt, and his nuts are hitting his/her ass so hard, it bruises the sack/chode area.
"Brittany became a ball-bruiser last night while I was hitting it in my bed."
by D3RR!CKnZ!ON June 4, 2009
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Ball Clamp

A training technique in golf. If a person's head comes up too much during their swing and it is adversely affecting their shot, a clamp can be hung around their neck and attatched to their groin so they will have incentive not to pull their head up during a shot.
"I kept slicing all my teeshots to the right, so my trainer made me wear a ball clamp all game!"
by gottygear August 19, 2009
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ball stroke

when you balls get uncontrollaby itchy
guy 1. dude why do u keep scratching your balls.
guy 2. cuz i have major ball stroke.
by zuneman14 October 10, 2009
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Ball Club

A group of shacks occupied entirely by Indians. They like to pretend that is an actual town. There diet consists almost entirely of smoked whitefish and cheap whiskey. Has a meth driven economy and is a great place to go if you want to get stabbed.
Hey I wanna get some smoked whitefish, we should make a run to Ball Club.
Nah didn't you hear, the whitfish guys shack got burned down by a bunch of drunken Indians
by My name is Toby! January 6, 2010
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ball wash

When a girl or guy lies with their head off the side of a bed/sofa. While erect you drop your scrotum into their mouth and they lather them up and then "motorboat" your testicles.
How was your night, oh it was great, got a bj and a ball wash.
by Redden May 31, 2011
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ball n' sock titties

Droopy deflated titties resembling literally a ball inside of a sock.
Well she would be hot but she's got an old woman's build with them ball n' sock titties hanging low.
by Squeally October 5, 2012
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