The perpetual perpetrator (a psychosomatic suspect with a distressed stutter) is a homo-sapien (human) addicted to abscesses.

What I call people who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The perpetual perpetrator (a psychosomatic suspect with a distressed stutter) is a homo-sapien (human) addicted to abscesses.

by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025

hereditary addiction

addiction genetically passed down along generations

i’ve tried to stop, but i have hereditary addiction

by jakekraz October 21, 2023

p addict

When you have to confess your porn addiction to a friend but your text will get flagged by various parenting apps your parents installed on your phone.

Hey bro I've been a p addict for the last ten years and haven't told anybody

Buddy you're only 16

by orangered May 13, 2022

bts addiction

the shittiest and the cringiest type of addiction in existance

emily: omg jungkook is so hot
mark: stfu bitch u got bts addiction

by Savakiri63 September 27, 2021

Intergenerational addiction

Something that affects 50 % or so of health care providers and police.

That guy suffers from intergenerational addiction, his grandma's a cook his grandfather is still enthused by flight and was addicted to airshows, addiction to nuclear weapons

by Cody5050 November 8, 2020

F1 addict

A reasonably sized, autistic bundle of joy who seriously needs a better sleep schedule. Maybe a haircut too. He unfortunately suffers from a serious addiction to men.

"Who's that?"

"That's f1 addict!"

by Youlikemen October 3, 2024

ship addict

a ship addict is someone who is obsessed with shipping people. Even if they are unshippable This person will come up with the most ridiculous ship EVER. Probably a 6th grade girl or an annoying girl.

Person 1:She shipped Emma and Shawn just because Emma helped Shawn with question 7.

Person 2: Yeah, she is such a ship addict
Ship Addict: I sHIp it!!!!!

by Socially awkward cat April 24, 2019