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kettenkrad

Undeniably one of the best vehicles of WW2, not only is it small, but it can carry 3 people, has a top speed of 70kph and is tracked. Honestly this thing is lit.
Hey, you seen that kettenkrad? If only an original didn't cost upwards of €135,000, I'd have bought one already
by Aoctavio April 22, 2020
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Perv Kitteh

A kitty Ray William Johnson used in his video called "YOU RACIST!"
It's the cat who would peak above the window seal and stare for a few seconds, then go back under (hiding itself)
Hide yo kids, hide yo wife and hide yo husbands, 'cause perv kitteh be lookin' in yo windows!

He's waiting until you leave the room so he can sniff yo underwear.
by Niggy Pop October 14, 2010
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Kittens Milk

When you jizz in your own bellybutton and a girl licks it up.
my girlfriend drank my kittens milk last night!
by SwagKINGKURT July 3, 2010
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Kritten

(noun) A Kristen or Krissy who has managed to grow up while retaining her kittenish qualities.
A Kritten is more mature than a kitten but much more sexy and playful than a cat.
A Kritten is curious and independent but, unlike the immature kitten, cannot be trained or domesticated. And it won't get fat.
Krittens like to mate with Marks and can often be spotted in alleyways and the toilets of upmarket drinking establishments.

Etymology - from the uncomplicated amalgamation of the words Kristen and kitten.
Boy 1: Hey, check out that Kritten!
Boy 2: What? Don't you mean 'kitten'?
Boy 1: No, she's behaving more responsibly than a kitten so she must be a Kritten.
Boy 2: Oh yeah. And she's really hot.
Girl 1: Why don't you guys stare at me instead?
Boy 1: Because you are minging.
Boy 2: Yeah. And you are no fun. Leave us alone, we want to chase the Kritten.
by Smut Brooks August 3, 2009
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kittens

Beside being the name of those little small hair balls, means also having heart attack-like problems because of being surprised or excessively happy/sad.
1. Look at those kittens! So cute!
2. Holy cow! When I saw that link you sent me, I nearly had kittens!
by Emanuel Cunha January 16, 2008
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bumpin kittens

When two or more lesbians rub their pussies together.
Karen and Lindsey were bumpin kittens to hiphop music all night long.
by PimpD April 25, 2004
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eating kittens

Referring to an act that is morally bankrupt, inexcusable, foul, abhorrent, and possibly sociopathic.
Ex. 1 - Greg is eating kittens. He slept with a married woman ... whose husband is in Iraq.

Ex. 2 - "Eating kittens is just plain... plain wrong! And no one should do it, ever!" -The Tick
by Cephiroth March 26, 2008
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