by Pussie whipped December 17, 2016

by Dragons Breath May 12, 2022

When you are unable to perform any normal manly duties due to the fact that your balls are inside your ladies handbag.
MAN "Can I go shooting this weekend?"
WOMAN "OH my god.. why can you never spend time with me/I need you to look after the kid..he is ours/but thought that we would go shopping"
MAN (to himself) "I am sooo pussy whipped"
WOMAN "OH my god.. why can you never spend time with me/I need you to look after the kid..he is ours/but thought that we would go shopping"
MAN (to himself) "I am sooo pussy whipped"
by Hostishumanisgeneris October 29, 2012

Can we get any higher than a giraffes pussy?
Yeah! You can get "astronaut pussy" the highest you can get.
Yeah! You can get "astronaut pussy" the highest you can get.
by Bigbirddebelen August 9, 2024

by Mikiveliki January 5, 2017

Tumblrs' definition of perfect pussy, a nice pink color with wavy pussy lips. Generally is very appealing, and should be eaten/enjoyed for a long time.
"Dude! I don't really like blondes, but this girl had a rose pedal pussy. Blonde's over brunettes after last night "
by Chikenxsweat March 3, 2016
