poop dick

A man's penis that is so long that it will either dip or lay in the bowl of a toilet when he is defecating

That boy's got a poop dick...poor bastard.

by Grmmus T Willikins May 21, 2006

dick dragger

a long argument, or a fight between either you and your spouse, you and a friend, or you and a family member.

Man I got into this big ol fucking dick dragger with my daughter over her grades.

or
I got into this dick dragger with bill becuase he pussied out on me.

by uzi4u May 10, 2006

poop dick

n. A black man's very large unshapely black penis that resembles a log of shit.

"Oh Brianne, I heard you fucked Jamaal."
"Yeah, Jenny, it was pretty good, except for his fucking poop dick."

by yondaddy January 20, 2008

smurf dick

a guys balls are so tiny instead of blue balls he gets blue dick

I was taking a piss and I saw Jerred's smurf dick.

by Brennon Petrie December 3, 2007

dick fishing

An activity where a man drops his dick into a river and moves it about in order to attract the attention of fish.....the aim of the activity is to get a fish to bite your dick.

Bob went dick fishing after deciding he no longer wanted to be a man.

by Oliver Webster October 24, 2003

donkey dick

Army slang c. 1970s. A flashlight with a long, semiconical red illuminated extension for use after dark to direct traffic without violating light safety restrictions (because red light doesn't travel as far as white or other colors). Named because of its ostensible resemblance to an extended, erect, unsheathed donkey penis.

The MP's directed traffic around the wreck with donkey dicks.

by ForbesK April 27, 2006

desert dick

the way your penis feels and looks because of lack of vaginal intercousre or maturbation. dry wrinkle cracked like a desert

yo mothafucka i aint got the vagine in a minute im truly rocking the desert dick

by j-hizz June 10, 2007