ashtray on a motorbike

Used to describe something utterly useless.

This app is about as much use as an ashtray on a motorbike. Bloody thing crashes every time I try to make a purchase.

by immediate 1 August 26, 2019

Full throttle motor

Going as fast as you can motorboating a girl's tits creating the sound of a v8 motor

Person 1: Yo i went full throttle motor on my missus
Person 2: whats full throttle motor

Person: motoboating a girl creating a v8 sound

by Nourmumgay November 24, 2019

Karl is your mother

A way to get out of awkward situations.

Joey: "Yesterday I went on a road trip!"
*awkward silence*
Matthew: "Karl is your mother!"

by MysteriousPotatoSociety November 8, 2019

Oh my mother's potatoes

An exclamation of aw, disdain, or surprise.

Oh my mother's potatoes! What atrocity has become a meme today?!

by jborg_arts March 1, 2020

Cunt-ass motherfucka

(Noun) a word used by Pakistani chinks when they have no comeback, after being roasted by someone

Shank: Ur gay

Krish: stfu u cunt-ass motherfucka

by Nitrogen iodine gallium April 6, 2020

Star Wars Motherfucker

When you vape with a light saber in your mouth and than start masturbating with Darth Vader and Yoda

Craig- Dude wanna play Yugio or Russian Rulet?
Theo- Wanna play Star wars motherfucker?
Craig- No yodas green little dick has pointy ears

by Teredactol Titties May 5, 2020

last chance motel

The Hospital

It’s your last chance

Person 1: Your mom got in a bad accident?
Person2: yeah she took a trip to the last chance motel.

by Hospital May 14, 2020