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Dirty Jones

First, start off in a hotel room with 4 guys in the middle of a small town in the United States. Once you feel that urge, you know the dirty jones is coming. Start by locking the door, then slowly make your way to the toilet. Take a shit, then DO NOT wipe. While the shit is leaving your anal cavity, start jerking off. Once you finish, clean yourself in the shower excluding the lower half. Don’t dry your now wet and slimy body and place yourself back upon the toilet. Once seated, proceed to hustle out another shit. Towards the end of the shit, whip out your now sensitive cock and finish what you started by elongating your penis from 3-4 inches.
That sick human just ripped a Dirty Jones in the bathroom.
by BayStBroker July 21, 2024
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Hussy Jones

The greatest man ever born, the most beautiful specimen of man kind- muscles like no other. <3
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Roger Jones

To finish the last bit of food in a shared container of food.
John, please roger jones the last bit of pasta, I don’t want to put it back in the fridge.

He roger jonesed the ice cream, I wanted one more scoop.
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elijah jones

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WILKINSON Jonathan Peter Francis

WILKINSON Jonathan Peter Francis be chugin dat milk
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Jamicheal Jones

A Ladies Man from Georgia. He never grew past 5’9 but he is an Incredible Athlete with a great physique. Lightskin with coily hair and seductive eyes that will make you want to stargaze into them. Knew to be goofy and dance a lot but loves to be alone mostly. If you ever meet him, he will positively impact you.
Keria - “I wish I never let Jamicheal Jones leave from my life!”
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Billy Jones

A title which is presented to a person who gets blowjobs frequently, he does not give blowjobs, he receives.
Hey you Billy Jones, can't believe that girl and that other person gave you a blowjob again, what were their names? Cindy and Not a Hoovy?
by TheOneWhoTitles September 23, 2023
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