A friendly player in team fortress 2 playing as the heavy class. normally gives out health pickups called sandviches to the teams, and generally cool guys. these players, when provoked, I.E killed, attacked, ect., will hunt down who killed them and generally target them for the rest of the match. hoovies are like walking dispensers, as they give out healing items, and will generally be friendly to anyone and everyone. their mortal enemy is the tryhard, who kills friendlies no matter what.
I like being a Hoovy!
by somerandomguywhowilladddefs January 24, 2017
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A Hoovy is a player that typically spends most of their time on TF2. They usually play the Heavy class. They are passive creatures that will throw sandwiches at you if you need help. They are harmless and can found roaming through any open areas within the game.
Awww...! Look at that Hoovy! He's trying to be cute! :3 I really like Hoovies! They are awesome!
by Edwardism January 27, 2019
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Hoovy is a term from Tf2
Hoovy know as Smexyus Sandvichius Dispensurus
A very Smexy MoFo That everyone loves
H00VY iz Love
HooVY iz laif
by The BaconSmasher October 24, 2015
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Hoovys are a type of heavy in Team Fortress 2 that does no harm to others, even if it's the enemy team.
Demoman walked up to the hoovy, pet him, and then said "YA DOIN GUD LAD!"
by The Tf2-er March 4, 2021
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A common nickname for an amazing girl who is a combination of nerdy, sexy, intelligent, artistic and funny all at the same time. A girl that is so near to perfection that her actual existence is more than questionable, a Hoovie is so close to perfection that she finds it necessary to be mean in order to try to scare away those with less than honorable intentions. This is the type of girl that can make you lose track of time and have you up all night hanging on her every word.

Hoovies are also known to be extreme meat eaters, melt at the mere mention of fireworks or BBQ's, despise cats and enjoy horribly fake Cuban accents.
Guy 1 – Dude I met this chick shes such a Hoovie
Guy 2 – Aw you lucky fucker, I’m jealous
Guy 1 – Yea you should be
Guy 2 – Yea I am
Guy 1 – Okay
Guy 2 – I’m hungry

Guy 1 – Me too lets get some soy burgers
Guy 2 – That sounds F-Ing awesome
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A short interbred cocksucker from a small rural area (rutledge mo) such a individual will become very short with you for no reason and may threaten to touch you inappropriately. May claim to be horny. Usually elf like with mismatching ears/features. Some could carry diseases so avoid if possible.
by Notinbred November 15, 2019
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A horse. Naively described by foreign types, particularly of Polish descent. Relating to the 'hooves' of the animal.
"I want Hoovie."
"Sorry, we don't serve horse meat, try Poland."
"Moo?"
"Ok, a burger it is then."

by yoyoslowslow February 28, 2008
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