Monster Cock

A cock that doesn't exist it only exist by porn editors making the dick look big

Dude 1: Dude that guy has a huge cock
Dude 2: EDITED!

by i'mgonnacutyoubitch17 April 5, 2005

Christ Cock

An expletive used to express shock, anger, dismay, etc. used similarly to "Jesus Christ" or "Holy Shit."

Best used in public situations or when conversing with religious believers.

Several synonyms may be used in the same way. For example "Holy Member of Jesus," "Christ Cunt," and the increasingly popular "Christ Phallus"

Christ Cock! I missed tonight's episode of Survivor!

Holy Phallus of Christ that woman is attractive!

Christ Cunt! I can't find my keys and I'm late to work!

by The One True Lord Jesus Christ February 27, 2008

Lego cock

Reference to ones cock when other parts of their body resemble traits of a Lego (a children's toy) character. Such as the hair face and/or body shape

"Brooksey has lego hair, so he must have a lego cock"

by Jimmison! October 27, 2008

Titty cock

When a female's nipples become abnormaly large and pointy.

Those titty cocks are popin outta her shirt! Lookit those titty cocks!

by Ben March 7, 2004

Yoghurt-cock

The term given to somones penus when it has had so much sperm coated over it that it actually begins to turn white and smell of fruits.

"Did you have intercourse with Eric?"
"No, he's got a well bad yoghurt-cock"

by themostnaturalskintags May 12, 2007

Flip Flop Delco Cock Bitch

When a Caucasian girl or girls between the ages of 11 and 19 wearing flips flops, softee shorts, and a top that reveals a lot of cleavage, walk the streets by themselves or with friends during all hours of the days and night in Delaware County, Pennsylvania. These girls have a knack for being street smart and will punch you in the face if you stop and try and mack it to them. Plus they usually smoke cigarettes and are in favor of rap music and African American men. Known for abusing drugs over other friends houses, getting drunk, and mooching off of others for food and free rides in exchange for sexual favors.

I was driving down Chester Pike (Rt 13) in Norwood and seen that Flip Flop Delco Cock Bitch walking with her friends. I don't want any of that. She would have the biggest attitude and would probably steal all my money when I am not looking.

by The Jax August 5, 2009

moose cock

an incredibly large man piece; similar to 'hung like a horse'

wanker 1: "toby has a fucking moose cock"

wanker 2: "he is the ugliest kid on the planet, god had to make up for it somehow"

wanker 1: "atleast he has a shot in the porn industry"

by john December 25, 2004