People with fucked up faces

See Matt Schr3ck and you'll see what I'm talking about.

Dude, I'm Matt Schr3ck. Someone hit me with a baseball bat in the face at a very young age.

by 2Pac February 15, 2005

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face like a slapped arse

Face contorted in displeasure or annoyance, resulting in a less than flattering look.

Girl, "Let me know when you're about to cum."
Bloke, "Okay."
Girl, "Mmggagt."
Bloke, "Ooops."
Girl, "I thought you were going to tell me when you were cumming?"
Bloke, "Oh cheer up, love. You've got a face like a slapped arse."

by The Strut September 29, 2004

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ass-faced monkey raper

Term used to describe an incompetent or negligent driver of motor vehicles other than the current driver's vehicle. May also be used in reference to any politician appearing on TV, in person or just all politicians in general.

(Usage is prominent amongst a select number of bald, overweight and apparently disgruntled white males in the midwestern US.)

"That ass-faced monkey raper just cut me off!!! Honey, please hand me the shotgun, if you please."

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"Bill Clinton is an ass-faced monkey raper!!!"

-or-

"George W. Bush is an ass-faced monkey raper!!!"

by FunkPumpkin September 29, 2006

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Shoot you in the face

What I will do to you when you least expect it.

When you get home, I'll be hiding in the corner, ready to shoot you in the face.

by OlegTheGreat April 6, 2010

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Open Faced Sandwich

While having sex with a woman (either vaginally or anally), the man uses a dildo on the other available orifice, producing the feel of a sandwich, without the extra man involved.

My girlfriend wanted a threesome with another guy, but I told her I'd just give her an open faced sandwich.

by Vincent L. Hubert November 13, 2007

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