face like a slapped arse

Face contorted in displeasure or annoyance, resulting in a less than flattering look.

Girl, "Let me know when you're about to cum."
Bloke, "Okay."
Girl, "Mmggagt."
Bloke, "Ooops."
Girl, "I thought you were going to tell me when you were cumming?"
Bloke, "Oh cheer up, love. You've got a face like a slapped arse."

by The Strut September 29, 2004

ass-faced monkey raper

Term used to describe an incompetent or negligent driver of motor vehicles other than the current driver's vehicle. May also be used in reference to any politician appearing on TV, in person or just all politicians in general.

(Usage is prominent amongst a select number of bald, overweight and apparently disgruntled white males in the midwestern US.)

"That ass-faced monkey raper just cut me off!!! Honey, please hand me the shotgun, if you please."

-or-

"Bill Clinton is an ass-faced monkey raper!!!"

-or-

"George W. Bush is an ass-faced monkey raper!!!"

by FunkPumpkin September 29, 2006

Shoot you in the face

What I will do to you when you least expect it.

When you get home, I'll be hiding in the corner, ready to shoot you in the face.

by OlegTheGreat April 6, 2010

Open Faced Sandwich

While having sex with a woman (either vaginally or anally), the man uses a dildo on the other available orifice, producing the feel of a sandwich, without the extra man involved.

My girlfriend wanted a threesome with another guy, but I told her I'd just give her an open faced sandwich.

by Vincent L. Hubert November 13, 2007

nuts all in ya face

to teabag, literally meaning to have nuts setting on your face

Bitch, you better watch your mouth before I put my nuts all in ya face.

by Nacho Grande November 19, 2007

Open-Face Hot Lunch

A Hot Lunch without the plastic wrap.

An open-face hot lunch is when some shits on your face without the plastic wrap needed in a Hot Lunch.

by Cleveland T. Steamer October 20, 2008

Queen of changing her face

Cardi B also knows as Payolardi, Cardiovascular Bronchitis and Cardboard is knows for changing her face every time we see her. She looks different on every photo shoot and Instagram.

“Did you see the Queen of changing her face? She looked like Iggy Azalea doing blackface... WTF?”

by Shawty Vanessa Shorty November 15, 2020