Paddy Whacker

A policeman's truncheon or baton. Arose from the misconception that the only reason the Irish came to this country was to get drunk, lay around all day, commit petty crime, steal your women and birth hordes of Catholic children who in turn would lay around, drink and commit petty crime... The only deterrent to this madness being the local cop and his murder stick. See "Paddy Wagon" and "St. Patrick's Day in the U.S."

Alright Seamus... Are you going to come with us willingly or do the five of us need to pull our Paddy whackers?

by Tectuctitlay February 19, 2022

shout me a whack

when someone says “shout me a whack” it means to buy them 420, and if you don’t know what 420 is 420 is a code for marijuana/ganja/cannabis

boy: wsp bro
boy 2: yo bro you should shout me a whack
boy: rightio meet me at my place

by mcdonaldse May 9, 2022

piggy penis whack

to hold a girls nose up like a pig then cum in her nose and fill it with ejaculation then whack her in the face 3 times and hold a pillow over her face and make her oink.

herby: " yo i fucked a fat chick last night!"
albert:" did you piggy penis whack her?!"
Herby:"yeah i said bitch oink or die!!!"

by SAG & SMG July 24, 2006

Whack Sauce

Something really dumb, terrible, weird, just all out INSANITY!

We have to get this shit done by tomorrow? That's Whack Sauce!

by Elizabeth Smart October 27, 2003

smack daddy whack

The whack you get from a smack daddy.

"Hey, smack daddy, gimme some whack!"

"I got it right here!"

"Blessed be! It's the smack daddy whack!"

by OystersR April 19, 2007

whack job

Someone who needs to be taken out (whacked) for stupidity. A job waiting to happen that saves humanity from genetic disorder.

Man: Dude, Joe is a real idiot.
Man 2: Yeah he is going to get fired sooner or later for all the stupid insane things he does.
Man and Man 2: What a whack job!

by Todd C. October 5, 2007

paddy whacker

A policeman's truncheon or baton. Arose from the fact that the Irish were generally on the wrong side on the law in the New World and as such were often on the wrong end of the paddy whacker.

The policeman subdued the miscreant with his paddy whacker.

by Noirin October 14, 2006