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James Walker 

James likes to take long walks around country parks and go hiking so he can clear his head and not have the intrusive racist, homophobic and sexist thoughts clouding his judgement. Taking mushrooms to help him focus is his main priority, as well as trying not to get run over on Friday nights after drinking too many beers and shots of tequila rose. A real social hand grenade who is amazing fun to be around until its 1 beer too many and the star jumps begin.

Overall, if you say "im James Walkered" - means you've had too many but will still wake up tomorrow, £260 poorer and go on a romantic walk with the wife
Im so James walkered right now
James Walker by teamboss1 July 5, 2024
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Ben Walker 

is back!
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Mary Walker 

The most amazing, intelligent, funniest savage of a woman you will ever meet. This woman has been known to lose her mind at times but follows it up with a lot of love and loyalty. Nails and toes always painted up pretty af. Constantly sunburnt from tanning all the time. Has the aura of the goddess Athena herself. Prettiest hair that always smells great. Fantastic in bed 🔥 and the absolute love of my life. Wouldn’t trade her for anything in the entire world.
Have you seen that girl ? She’s a total Mary Walker.
Mary Walker by AloofSenator July 25, 2024

dog walker

A small joint, the right size to have a quick smoke while walking your dog. Sometimes made by rolling with two filters and then removing one of them.
"How much weed do you have left?"
"Just a tiny bit, but enough for a dog walker".
dog walker by reltihfloda August 20, 2024

Jay Walker/Gordan 

A character from a show called Lego Ninjago. He is a ninja who wears blue, and controls lightning. He is autistic, and probably schizophrenic. If someone is the Jay Walker of the group, they're the jokester who's a but delulu
"Why is Jacob so off the rails?"
"He's just a Jay Walker/Gordan "
Jay Walker/Gordan by olinamouse September 23, 2024

Day-walker 

Ted sucks dick and eats pussy
Dude is a day-walker
Day-walker by Chickensoup6969420 December 13, 2024

the Walker scobell edit 

A edit basing off of Walker Scobell from the Disney Tv show Percy Jackson And The Olympians with Baby by Me in the background playing.
"Omg look it's the Walker Scobell edit!"