trunkin

When one of your hoes gets uppity, you gotta punish the biotch. Throw her azz in the Caddy's trunk, and take a ride down the bumpiest road you can find for a couple of hours.

Listen, Cunt..... don't make me take your ASS trunkin.

by Dr.Dicknob July 18, 2003

trunk monkey

A male homosexual who has yet to come out of the closet (or trunk).

A Scottish slang term for a male homosexual.
For example,

1. Did you see Dave looking at that bloke, I think he is a bit of a trunk monkey.
2. I feel sorry for Dave that he hasn't come to terms with his sexuality yet. He still tries to make his friends think he likes girls, but we all know he's a trunk monkey!

by Dick Splash 2 June 13, 2009

trunking

The act of fucking the trunk of a dead (or live) elephant.

This feat can only be done by a man. Strap-ons DO NOT COUNT ladies.

Ponsonby and the rest of the English aristocrats on African safari have just killed an old male elephant, and there is no doubt that the first thought in their minds was to trunk for the rest of the afternoon. This abomination included barons and earls of high society viciously blitzkrieging their dicks up the formidable nasal instrument of Earth's finest beast.

Trunking with a live elephant, while not totally out of the question, has never been done.

by Caligulananda August 25, 2010

junk in the trunk

When one's ass is either wider than they are tall, or when each individual cheek is mistaken for car bumpers; also, an old woman with a diaper.

I saw this really hot girl, but when she turned around, it was an old lady with her junk in the trunk. She was still hot though.

by Paccali November 15, 2002

Twunked

Noun, - to feel lied to by the establishment.
Verb, - being lied to by the establishment.

I feel twunked.

Man, you just got twunked.

That's twunky.

by Argyle potato April 28, 2013

Trunk a Drunk

The act of having sex with a drunk girl or trying to get someone drunk so they are more liable to have sex.

Yo I heard you were trying to trunk a drunk last night at the party.

by KaoticNoodle December 24, 2006

Twank

The coupling of the words "twat" and "wank" to describe the female mastubatory pursuit

Cindy sat back, spread her legs wide in the air and began to twank ferociously

by Mithras84 June 21, 2008