An insult used on people whose views of the world have deviated so far from reality that it makes you wonder, "Man, have they ever seen the real world? Do they ever go outside? Heck, do they even know what something as basic as grass feels like?"
by peckneckpeople January 6, 2022
Get the touch grass mug.Letting the flame linger on a bowl of the pipe while taking a hit longer than it takes for the bowl to glow red. Frequent amongst beginner stoners.
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by Glen Forrester Young April 27, 2007
Get the one touch cockie mug.The flabby fold of fat on the nape of someone's neck, best observed in fat bald sweaty old paps when they tilt their head slightly to look upwards. The phrase "Don't touch it!" derives from the likelihood of an angry response you may get if you feel tempted to give the enticing fold of cervical flab a curious poke. Can in some instances be referred to as double or triple touch to refer to two or three folds of neckfat respectively.
1. The guy buying salmon in front of me at the supermarket had some seriously sexy don't touch it going on.
2. I had a serious temptation to go over and rub chicken grease into the fat triple touch of the wheelchair bound window maker, so I did. Turned out it was gout.
3. "DON'T FUCKIN TOUCH IT BITCH!"
2. I had a serious temptation to go over and rub chicken grease into the fat triple touch of the wheelchair bound window maker, so I did. Turned out it was gout.
3. "DON'T FUCKIN TOUCH IT BITCH!"
by dapperdansausage March 6, 2010
Get the don't touch it mug.something that you really, really like. or something that is awesome like a song or a video. not meant to be gay, just funny.
by jake christy February 2, 2009
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by Brandella July 28, 2008
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