Status Terrorism

The act of hijacking somebody's facebook status which usually results in the inability of replies from others, due to the awkward nature of the things said.
Guy who posted status: Fuck me, there's no shame in some people, just doing drugs on the train in public.
Status Terrorist 1: Everyone is 'cracking' under Christmas pressure.
Status Terrorist 2: They're just 'lining' up the presents they're going to buy.
Status Terrorist 1: Preparing their wallets for many 'dealings'.
Status Terrorist 2: Just 'sniffing' out the bargains.
Status Terrorist 1: 'Injecting' their own grandiose delusions of selflessness, through the medium of buying presents.
Status Terrorist 2: Just 'hashing' out their Christmas party plans.
Status Terrorist 1: They're doing drugs.
Guy who posted status: Thanks guys for the Status Terrorism...
by Goron Boi November 23, 2014
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Status Textilepticus

When someone is triggered and begins to text impulsively out of anger and emotion.
Michael became upset because I slept with his mother and went full blown Status Textilepticus, when he started sending me messages.
by JayyTheOrc April 05, 2019
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Lion Status

Duck tape each finished beer can around your head like a mane.
"Oh man...i gained lion status last night."
*high fives all around*
by ice cream wizard July 19, 2010
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status wars

Using the status field in an IM program to send messages to others. Often resulting in a response via others' status fields.
IM Contact List

aj347
Status: The Patriots are going down tonight.

patsfan729
Status: Kiss my A**, AJ

"I'm going to hop on IM and put up a status sure to start some status wars."
by strawberrynut July 13, 2007
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Status Flirt

To Status Flirt, is to update your status with hints or ambiguous statements which you hope your crush will respond to.

This is an easy way to ease into a conversation or romantic dialogue as it can start out jokingly or if all backfires one can say it was "For someone else" or "just some lyrics".

It is typically best to use words from a song they like or know, or mention something which they hold close to them. A great tip is to use something similar to their status.

Often used on; Facebook, MSN, Skype, Yahoo, Etc..
Girl's Status Update: I'm about to go to sleep, Wish I had someone to hold me.

Boy's Status Flirt: If you ever need someone to hold through the nights, I'm here.
by Per21 November 10, 2011
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Status Quoc

The existing state of affairs within a group of irresponsible delinquents.
Person 1 ‘Let’s eat supers at Riva

Person 2 ‘isn’t that the status quoc
by Prince Quoc December 28, 2021
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Status Breakup

When you are in a joke relationship on facebook, and you have to break the news to your friend that you are ending your relationship status with them. (usually becuase there is an actually relationship you just got in)
Similar to a Facebook Breakup, except you real-life interactions generally remain the same. The breakup is ONLY on facebook.
"Hey. Karl didnt take the status breakup so well. He still wants to be in a Civil Union"
by BiiigZ September 25, 2011
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