Girl flu

Completely reasonable cold that does not go away because you keep having fun

I’m so tired! I’ve been having a girl flu for two weeks now.

by SaraOscarDictionary November 22, 2024

russian flu

A rare from of flu that starts off like a common cold, but you still end up dead. Then it turns out you had been poisoned with Polonium or some sort of neurotoxin.

Brian: "Have you heard about that spy who allegedly got poisoned in England?"
Sam: "Eh, he just got the russian flu, nothing out of the ordinary."

by anontheautisticretard March 13, 2018

Bird flu

Alanta ate salt n pepper chicken from maggie fu n it gave her bird flu !!

Alanta has bird flu miss her

by BIRDFLU April 17, 2022

dyke flu

A flu worse than man flu that dykes get

I have dyke flu but I dont winge about it much like when men have man flu.

by Mindesten September 15, 2020

shoe flu

shoe flu is a temporary psychological disease when you associate yourself with a particular type of shoe, and getting that pair defines you.

Avril Lavigne had a shoe flu for Converse shoes.

by theGodWithManyWords November 24, 2016

Flu fu

10/10

We smoking tha Flu fu

by Mizzy.gb June 8, 2025

alligator flu

A flu that turns you green and makes your nose grow eventually turning you into an alligator.

"Did you hear that carl has the alligator flu? There's no hope for him!

At least I'll get a new pair of boots from him."

by Wonderbox32 May 11, 2016