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half flush
The subtle act of pushing halfway down on the toilet's flush knob, usually used to discolor the small amount of pee that doesn't qualify for a full flush, but still looks a little unsightly.
Usually used by eco-conscious individuals, or at night time when others are sleeping.
Usually used by eco-conscious individuals, or at night time when others are sleeping.
After draining the lizard at midnight, I opted for a half-flush in order not to wake the damn kids.
Guy : "You ever have that massive urge to pee, but then only a trickle comes out? That's when I half flush!"
Another Guy: "You should get that looked at man. Could be time for a prostate exam."
Guy : "Screw you dbag. I ain't gettin no hands up this trench."
Guy : "You ever have that massive urge to pee, but then only a trickle comes out? That's when I half flush!"
Another Guy: "You should get that looked at man. Could be time for a prostate exam."
Guy : "Screw you dbag. I ain't gettin no hands up this trench."
half flush by shizzinator August 25, 2010
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Half-flu • half fluent • half flush • half time flush • halffluenza • Half-life 2 • half life • Half and half • HALF-BAKED • Half
half fluent
half fluent by Princesadrea June 10, 2018
half time flush
The act of flushing the toilet halfway through your business, usually done as an act of caution to avoid clogging when using gratuitous amounts of toilet paper.
"Dude, i just took a shit in your toilet and it overflowed..."
"Aw mate, take a half time flush next time if it's messy."
"Aw mate, take a half time flush next time if it's messy."
half time flush by K Scott December 23, 2011
halffluenza
Da respiratory ailment dat Boss Hogg gave Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane due to his many "I'll give you fifty percent of fifty percent of fifty percent of fifty percent of whatever profit I get from this hustle" deals.
I don't know if my breathing, muscles, or energy-level would be particularly affected by J.D.'s absurdly-parsimonious "halffluenza" style of funds-distribution, but his ideas and practices were indeed so absurd and unethical dat I imagine I might at least get an ear-infection from all of da you-know-what dat was being fed into said hearing-dishes!
halffluenza by QuacksO December 31, 2020
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.