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half flush 

The subtle act of pushing halfway down on the toilet's flush knob, usually used to discolor the small amount of pee that doesn't qualify for a full flush, but still looks a little unsightly.

Usually used by eco-conscious individuals, or at night time when others are sleeping.
After draining the lizard at midnight, I opted for a half-flush in order not to wake the damn kids.

Guy : "You ever have that massive urge to pee, but then only a trickle comes out? That's when I half flush!"

Another Guy: "You should get that looked at man. Could be time for a prostate exam."

Guy : "Screw you dbag. I ain't gettin no hands up this trench."
half flush by shizzinator August 25, 2010

half fluent 

When your half good at one language and then bad at half of it
“I’m half fluent in Spanish.”
half fluent by Princesadrea June 10, 2018

half time flush 

The act of flushing the toilet halfway through your business, usually done as an act of caution to avoid clogging when using gratuitous amounts of toilet paper.
"Dude, i just took a shit in your toilet and it overflowed..."

"Aw mate, take a half time flush next time if it's messy."
half time flush by K Scott December 23, 2011

halffluenza 

Da respiratory ailment dat Boss Hogg gave Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane due to his many "I'll give you fifty percent of fifty percent of fifty percent of fifty percent of whatever profit I get from this hustle" deals.
I don't know if my breathing, muscles, or energy-level would be particularly affected by J.D.'s absurdly-parsimonious "halffluenza" style of funds-distribution, but his ideas and practices were indeed so absurd and unethical dat I imagine I might at least get an ear-infection from all of da you-know-what dat was being fed into said hearing-dishes!
halffluenza by QuacksO December 31, 2020

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026